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Cock Polish 

i) The saliva of a woman (or gay man)

ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker

iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee
After a girl spits on Rodney while speaking to him

Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"
Cock Polish by The Rockit February 10, 2010
Words you can keep

Cock Polish 

Throw some cock polish on it and put in work!
Cock Polish by Mantis Tobaggan September 5, 2022

cock polisher

For someone who talks too much, "Shut your cock polisher"
cock polisher by Angie L October 13, 2006

cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.
That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.
cock polisher by Mike December 30, 2003

Cock polishing 

While having sex with a bald girl the guy pulls out and nuts on the girls head and “buffs” it with his dick
Guy1: Bro did you here what I did to Charlie last night?
Guy2: No what did you do?
Guy1: I cock polished her at the party.
Guy2: Dude what’s cock polishing?
Guy1: Bro you seriously don’t want to know haha. But I’ll tell you she hates me now.
Cock polishing by Tunnel Buddy November 1, 2017

cockpolishing 

Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.
I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.
cockpolishing by richnfamous January 24, 2009

Cockpolisher 

An obnoxiously large and bushy manstache large enough to shine any shaft inserted into the face orifice.
Have a look at Adam’s cockpolisher! That’s one obnoxious manstache. I bet he wears a fancy jacket.
Cockpolisher by Roscoethadon September 14, 2022
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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