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Cock Polish 

Throw some cock polish on it and put in work!
Cock Polish by Mantis Tobaggan September 5, 2022

cock polisher

For someone who talks too much, "Shut your cock polisher"
cock polisher by Angie L October 13, 2006

cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.
That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.
cock polisher by Mike December 30, 2003

Cock polishing 

While having sex with a bald girl the guy pulls out and nuts on the girls head and “buffs” it with his dick
Guy1: Bro did you here what I did to Charlie last night?
Guy2: No what did you do?
Guy1: I cock polished her at the party.
Guy2: Dude what’s cock polishing?
Guy1: Bro you seriously don’t want to know haha. But I’ll tell you she hates me now.
Cock polishing by Tunnel Buddy November 1, 2017

cockpolishing 

Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.
I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.
cockpolishing by richnfamous January 24, 2009

Cockpolisher 

An obnoxiously large and bushy manstache large enough to shine any shaft inserted into the face orifice.
Have a look at Adam’s cockpolisher! That’s one obnoxious manstache. I bet he wears a fancy jacket.
Cockpolisher by Roscoethadon September 14, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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