Cockpolisher

An obnoxiously large and bushy manstache large enough to shine any shaft inserted into the face orifice.

Have a look at Adam’s cockpolisher! That’s one obnoxious manstache. I bet he wears a fancy jacket.

by Roscoethadon September 14, 2022

Meat whistle

Any long, cyndrical sleeve of processed meat, typically called a hot dog or sausage. Most notably served at picnics, family gatherings, and beisbol games.

Wrigley field serves the best meat whistles of all the stadiums.

by Roscoethadon May 23, 2018

Slugcock

A penis that has prematurely went flaccid and subsequently been removed from a juicy vagina that results in a slimy mass that resembles a slug.

I drank so much last night that I couldn’t finish with Mary. I ended up with that ol’ slugcock.

by Roscoethadon September 14, 2022

Hooker tickets

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018

Fancy jacket

Another term of endearment for faggots. See also faggot, faggotly, faggotish.

That dude is a real fancy jacket.

by Roscoethadon May 23, 2018