Definitions by Roscoethadon

Cockpolisher 

An obnoxiously large and bushy manstache large enough to shine any shaft inserted into the face orifice.

Have a look at Adam’s cockpolisher! That’s one obnoxious manstache. I bet he wears a fancy jacket.

Cockpolisher by Roscoethadon September 14, 2022

Slugcock

A penis that has prematurely went flaccid and subsequently been removed from a juicy vagina that results in a slimy mass that resembles a slug.

I drank so much last night that I couldn’t finish with Mary. I ended up with that ol’ slugcock.

Slugcock by Roscoethadon September 14, 2022

Hooker tickets 

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

Hooker tickets by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018

Meat whistle 

Any long, cyndrical sleeve of processed meat, typically called a hot dog or sausage. Most notably served at picnics, family gatherings, and beisbol games.

Wrigley field serves the best meat whistles of all the stadiums.

Meat whistle by Roscoethadon May 23, 2018

Fancy jacket 

Another term of endearment for faggots. See also faggot, faggotly, faggotish.

That dude is a real fancy jacket.

Fancy jacket by Roscoethadon May 23, 2018