cockpolishing

Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.

I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.

by richnfamous January 24, 2009

harry palms

a compulsive, incurable wanker (masturbator). these people often become politicians or tv personalities

hey, look at Harry Palms over there. don't shake his hand, it's limp and sticky

by richnfamous October 15, 2010

dicktion

The friction generated between a hand and a dick while wanking. Sucktion and fucktion are related terms.

Oh man she got the dicktion just right and I splooged all over her dress.

by richnfamous February 17, 2009

bummerang

the word for the way boys (and I mean boys) walk when their trousers are half way down their arse

check his bummerang style: he walks like he's shat himself

by richnfamous September 14, 2010

lardyboy

Fat man. Someone who's eaten all the pies. Not a nice name to call someone.

Oi! Lardyboy! Get some f*ckin' exercise!

by richnfamous August 05, 2009

overdaft

An expensive way to borrow money from your bank: by arranging that you can take out more than you've got. That's daft (as we say in in the UK).

OMG WTF I gots to get some dosh. Betta get an overdaft dass cool innit?

by richnfamous August 06, 2009

refleshment

The reserve spurt of energy that joggers deploy when passing someone sexy, even though they're so exhausted they could throw up their own heart. Body language is transformed from flailing sweatbox to "I'm fit - and so are you, baby. Let's work out." Once safely out of sight, they fall over.

"Oh man, I was shagged out after 4 miles, but she was such a hottie the ol' refleshment kicked in..."

by richnfamous January 26, 2009