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Cock Flap 

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.
Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.
Cock Flap by dosel February 14, 2023
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cock flaps 

1. A plumbing term - cock flaps are the flanges within the mechanism of a stop cock that stop the flow of water.

2. Flaps for a cock. Not to be confused with Cock Flasps
I'm sorry Mr Jenkins, but your whole Cock Flaps assembly will need replacing.
cock flaps by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

cock flaps 

A womens beef curtains / labea / fanny flaps.
"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."
cock flaps by unclechicken May 2, 2010

CockFlapping 

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks
I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING
CockFlapping by BigD716 February 19, 2009

cockflap 

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.
Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"

CockFlapin 

Your Penis And Balls Smackin Upon Ur Hairy Legs.
Last night I was cockflapin around my house listening to gothic death metal!
CockFlapin by TrevChoad March 6, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026