Cock Flap

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.

Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.

Cock Flap by dosel February 14, 2023

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cock flaps

1. A plumbing term - cock flaps are the flanges within the mechanism of a stop cock that stop the flow of water.

2. Flaps for a cock. Not to be confused with Cock Flasps

I'm sorry Mr Jenkins, but your whole Cock Flaps assembly will need replacing.

cock flaps by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

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cock flaps

A womens beef curtains / labea / fanny flaps.

"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."

cock flaps by unclechicken May 2, 2010

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CockFlapping

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks

I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING

CockFlapping by BigD716 February 19, 2009

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cockflap

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.

Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"

cockflap by Harry Garry Larry Barry Parry November 16, 2007

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CockFlapin

Your Penis And Balls Smackin Upon Ur Hairy Legs.

Last night I was cockflapin around my house listening to gothic death metal!

CockFlapin by TrevChoad March 6, 2018

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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