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Cock Flap 

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.
Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.
Cock Flap by dosel February 14, 2023
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cock flaps 

1. A plumbing term - cock flaps are the flanges within the mechanism of a stop cock that stop the flow of water.

2. Flaps for a cock. Not to be confused with Cock Flasps
I'm sorry Mr Jenkins, but your whole Cock Flaps assembly will need replacing.
cock flaps by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

cock flaps 

A womens beef curtains / labea / fanny flaps.
"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."
cock flaps by unclechicken May 2, 2010

CockFlapping 

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks
I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING
CockFlapping by BigD716 February 19, 2009

cockflap 

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.
Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"

CockFlapin 

Your Penis And Balls Smackin Upon Ur Hairy Legs.
Last night I was cockflapin around my house listening to gothic death metal!
CockFlapin by TrevChoad March 6, 2018
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