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The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.
Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.
by dosel February 14, 2023
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Worker: Hey Boss we need some more Gaylords, we're all out.
Gay Boss: Honey, come meet me in the locker room during break, and I'll fill you up.
Worker: Ew! Get the hell away from me faggot! I am calling HR!
Gay Boss: Honey, come meet me in the locker room during break, and I'll fill you up.
Worker: Ew! Get the hell away from me faggot! I am calling HR!
by dosel January 9, 2024
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