Cock Dockery
Cock Dockery by Brigon7 January 23, 2009
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Cock Docker
Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.
Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.
Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.
Cock Docker by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009
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cock docker
A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.
A really gay "douchebag".
Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.
see: douchebag
A really gay "douchebag".
Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.
see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.
2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
cock docker by Uvall September 26, 2010
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hickery dickery dock in this cock by maeve baszak December 21, 2025
cocknockery
cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005
cockjockery
Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.
Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
cockjockery by bone July 20, 2004
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