Cock Can 

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can

So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.

Cock Can by kennclie August 29, 2019

coke can cock 

when your dick is bigger around then it is long.

Coke Can Tommy, screwed another chick.

coke can cock by fyrfyter July 14, 2004

coke can cock 

when the male genetalia resembles a coke can. common among asian males and indian females.

Q: Why is it that asians with hard-ons say ouch my nose" when they walk into a wall?
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks

coke can cock by The Authority February 14, 2003

monster can cock 

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen

"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"

monster can cock by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got 

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got by come_on_england October 16, 2008

I can only piss with the cock i've got 

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

I can only piss with the cock i've got by tomex June 15, 2008

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth 

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020