Cock Board 

When you take a piece of wooden furniture from a curb alert you find on craigslist.com, smash it, take the largest piece and spray paint a cock on it, then leave it in your friends yard.

Lets leave a cock board in Sean's yard.

Cock Board by puebloCO November 25, 2010

cock-board 

A cock board is when you stick a dildo on a skateboard.

"cock-boarding". Fucking the dildo while its on a skate board

Wanna sit on my cock-board ?

cock-board by tigwig April 26, 2011

cock boarded 

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

cock boarded by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

cockhoarder 

1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.

2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.

Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?

That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.

I see you cockhoarder!

cockhoarder by nolabexar August 29, 2009

Cockboarding 

The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.

Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.

Cockboarding by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015

Cockboard 

A chalk board that you write on with your dick.

"Please write your name and length in inches on the Cockboard."

Cockboard by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

grimesy corkboard 

dry, harsh, arms, undesirable... but mostly "dry".

Catherine: Ewww, that is disgusting! Why is Wade making us do such a gross job?
Rick: I don't know, but that is TOTALLY grimesy corkboard!

grimesy corkboard by Dick Rage September 6, 2008