Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.

Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015

Cock Blockbuster

A store where you can rent or buy videos of people getting cock blocked. Also known as Letdown Porn

Guy: Dude i went to cock blockbuster last night want to watch a movie?
Ugly Guy: No thanks i'm going to the porn video store to watch actual porn, not almost porn.

by cockblockbusterclerk April 24, 2010

Cock Blockbuster Video

A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.

Going to get some gay porno at Cock Blockbuster Video

by the kid can drive August 7, 2010