Cocaine Fro

Bright white, messy, Afro like hair. Typically found on older people.

“Grandmas cocaine fro is getting out of control”

by anonymous November 6, 2025

Cocain Fro

A dignified hair style usually found on grandparents, which was popularized by Golden Girl "Dorothy" (played by Estelle Getty), this glorious coif is both poodle-like and cottony in texture, while white to translucent in color has an unmistakable airiness.

I couldn't see the baggage conveyor belt through the sea of cocain fros in Southwest Florida International Airport.

by HeathRA March 14, 2018

From cocaine to rogaine

Term used to describe an aging male rocker who used to be hot. But now is just a guy who still. Has good licks (on the guitar that is!)

Have you seen peter frampton lately? He's definitely on the from cocaine to rogaine tour!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021