3 definitions by HeathRA

1. The attempt to emit digestive gases from the anus, when such emission were attempted to be both covert, and were discovered only because of their faint "whiff"-like sound or because of the traditional stink of flatulence (Noun - Canadian English).

2. A Canadian toot, somewhat muffled by ski pants.

3. A hot, gross, and possibly wet fart (in Canada, usually common in the Ontario Province)

Note: Whiffer is an onomatopoeia - created from the sound that forms the first part of the word, either by one's mouth or by their anus
Cheryl's nose tweaked and brow furled in disbelief as Fred whiffered in public.

Terrance and Phillip are much to brash to whiffer.
by HeathRA January 6, 2018
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1. When a member of the female gender is on the prowl looking for a cock for the night. She may be inclined to contact long lost hookups, or she even may go trolling for penis at a local bar. Since men are typically easier to convince, the female on cock watch must be duly noted as she is most likely a siff dirty slut.
2. Also know as penis watch
“While on cock watch, the slut scrambled through her cell phone to find a suitable penis for the night.”

"Listen bitch, you weren't out with your friends to dance, you were on cock watch."
by HeathRA September 4, 2008
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A dignified hair style usually found on grandparents, which was popularized by Golden Girl "Dorothy" (played by Estelle Getty), this glorious coif is both poodle-like and cottony in texture, while white to translucent in color has an unmistakable airiness.
I couldn't see the baggage conveyor belt through the sea of cocain fros in Southwest Florida International Airport.
by HeathRA March 14, 2018
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