Coatie 

1- To masturbate , and ejaculate into an enemy's coat sleeve , and/or pocket when they are preoccupied .

2- One who wears a coat year round , and is not homeless

3- While getting you knob slobbered on , the person getting das knob slobbered on grabs the girls jacket , and strangles her with it intill he ejaculates in her mouth , and gasps for air . A method made popular by the punk rock group 'Murf and the Maggots' .

1- Alright , who's the wise ass who gave me a coatie ?

2- Those kids in my class are total coaties .

3- "So she was slobberin my knob right , and then I look over ,and saw her coat , so i mean OF COURSE i had to give her a coatie . I blasted my pants cannon when she turned blue.

Coatie by mikey murf October 10, 2007

coaie 

It's a romanian nickname. In english "coaie" means balls but we use it instead of bro,man,dude, etc

Josh: I hooked up with your mom
Mirel: coaie esti prost

coaie by namhaz November 25, 2020

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Nigga cootie war 

The nigga cootie war began in 2020. The cooties aka COVID-19 swept the nation as the African Americans went to war with nazis and trump supporters. One k pop singer went to help fight against the nazis with his brother poggers. Poggers succumbed to gun shit wounds in his anus.

The k pop singer made a tribute music video , returning to South Korea after the treacherous nigga cootie wars and his fallen brother poggers

Nigga cootie war by Cooitiewar November 8, 2020

Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019