Coach potato

Someone who reclines all day long because they don’t have to work, who is endlessly shopping online for Coach bags and wallets.

Don’t hate me because I’m a Coach potato!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 24, 2023

coach potato

someone who spends most of their time watching TV and doesn't exercise or have any interesting hobbies. Such a person spends most his/her free time sitting or lying on a coach.

My hubby is killing me; he never socializes. He's never asked me to go out; he's a coach potato.

by Iyad Abdelrahman March 29, 2008

coach potato

An extremely lazy coach; posts when practice/game is an hour before practice/game, so half of the team shows up;

-When is your next game? Maybe my team will play you.

-How the hell should I know!!! Mr.______ is such a coach potato.

-Oh, haha, sucks for you.

by Fshneed April 12, 2008

potato coach

coach potato is used to describe someone who sits on the coach all day and does nothing (common knowledge)
a coach potato is a potato that is a coach potato (from an old cartoon show).

{to a potato}: your such a potato coach

by shiznitzan January 1, 2007

couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.

"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".

by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014

Operation Couch Potato

The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.

"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."

by Belllybutton October 26, 2013

Cooch Potato

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."

by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008