cojack

A person who has all the right moves on the basketball court. Similar to a baller.

That cojack is the man to watch on the court.

by Natina December 26, 2005

cojack

A person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald.

Look at Zinedine Zidane, he's such a cojack these days.

by clasher July 7, 2004

CoJack

A masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.

"Did you see what Jessica in Customer Service is wearing today?"

"Oh yeah. I think after work, I'm gonna have to run home and have myself a CoJack."

by HAL 9000 February 28, 2009

cojack

Someone who lacks pubic hair

That kid is a mega cojack

by pedro September 14, 2003

cyjacker

A word used by stupid people to make it seem like they know something about illegal computer activities. A derivative of "cyber" and "hijacker".

In todays news, a cyjacker has taken over the local broadcasting tower.

by Dep666 October 13, 2011

conjack

Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.

Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!

by WM233 October 1, 2010

Mensed Colackelecki

The perfect man.
A combination of Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki.
Coined by castielsprofoundbond on tumblr.

The only man I want is Mensed Colackelecki

by CreeperVan December 12, 2010