CoJack

A masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.

"Did you see what Jessica in Customer Service is wearing today?"

"Oh yeah. I think after work, I'm gonna have to run home and have myself a CoJack."

by HAL 9000 February 28, 2009

cojack

A person who has all the right moves on the basketball court. Similar to a baller.

That cojack is the man to watch on the court.

by Natina December 26, 2005

cojack

A person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald.

Look at Zinedine Zidane, he's such a cojack these days.

by clasher July 07, 2004

cojack

Someone who lacks pubic hair

That kid is a mega cojack

by pedro September 14, 2003