Cnacet

When you misspell cancer

Me: My mom has Cnacet
Them: WTF is Cnacet
Me: Fuck I ment Cancer

by I don't fucking know its needs January 23, 2017

cacete

used as a negative argument, expressing disbelief for any situation or sentence - not to use around formal people, unless very close to you (as in a business meeting with some old partners, for example).

Can also be used as a synonim to beat someone really hard.

O cara é rico? Rico o cacete! Ele não tem nada! - That guy, rich? No fucking way! He ain't got nothing!

Você é o chefe aqui? O cacete! Zé Maluco é que é o chefe! - You're the boss here? My ass! Zé Maluco is the Boss!

Se ele não parar, vou dar um cacete nesse cara! - If he doesn't stop, I'm gonna beat the guy's face up!

A policia chegou e desceu o cacete! - The cops arrived and beat everybody down!

by tedesco September 27, 2008

cnactus

a cnactus is a form of a cactus that is above human comprehension, the cnactus is an old myth from death valley many scientists say that it makes boulders move across the valley even though the valley is flat, scientists also state that the cnactus controls the weather most people think thats what the weather lady is for this news took the world by storm.

do you even cnactus?!?!?!? said Collin.

by lime tree68 January 20, 2018

cacete

A synonim to "dick", "prick", "rod", i.e. penis, in brazilian slang

Chupa meu cacete, querida. (Come lick my dick, darling)

by lycanthropus February 12, 2006

Cacete

1) O orgão genital masculino.

2) Uma surra.

3) Uma situação difícil ou entediante.

4) Pedaço de pau, geralmente cilíndrico, com uma das pontas grossas. Utilizado para bater em pessoas ou animais. Também é referido como cassetete.

1) Fulano tem um cacete comprido.

2) Fulano deu um cacete em beltrano.

3) É um cacete quando a tela do Windows fica azul (pane).

4) Vou pegar o cacete para acabar com essa discussão

by Mitaí October 22, 2013

Cnacer

Cnacer is a disease that makes you auto cum if you even touch your wang

She bumped into me in the hallway, and I came all over myself

by Mr. T July 16, 2004

caceta

Means Penis!
It's a most common slang for penis in portuguese.
Similar too: Piroca, tromba, caralho, pica, pau, rola etc.

"Minha Caceta pra voçe". <--- Very common slang sentence.

by power320 October 21, 2014