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Clutterfuckery

A multiplicity of unwelcome chaos or a disorganised mess of actions that result in a feeling of unwell-being, irritation or a sense of being fucked off.
The implementation of the new timetable was proving to be a clutterfuckery of ineptitude.
by Mothwatcher June 15, 2017
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clusterfuckery

a mess of confusion, disorganization, bungling or incompetence
I woulda been on time if not for the heinous clusterfuckery of traffic.

The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.
by Lynn January 23, 2004
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clusterfucker

The person who is in charge (usually military) at the time of a clusterfuck. This person is usually inept at his/her job, and has used all possible resources to carry out a simple, straightforward task, only to start a cataclysmic chain of events.

One who clusterfucks, or has been clusterfucking. Can also be referred to as one who has been up to a bit of clusterfuckery.
1. "But General, I asked the Lieutenant to polish the big red button not push it. I know we have inadvertently started a major nuclear war with the worlds biggest superpower, but it should be that clusterfucker Corporal facing the firing squad, not me Sir."

2. "That window cleaner has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four pains of glass and killed my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."

3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."
by clusterfukr January 2, 2010
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Clusterfuckers

Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.
Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!
by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020
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Clusterfuckery

The process of Great Britain exiting the European Union, and becoming FUK (Former United Kingdom)
In an ongoing clusterfuckery, the MPs continued to debate several amendments to amend the existing amendments.
by Dagu33 March 26, 2019
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clusterfuckerize

V. profane english
What an inexperienced computer user can do to a computer.
If you let users have full control of their computer, they will clusterfuckerize it.
by Ph03n1X July 27, 2004
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ClusterFuckery

Non-Americans: “I don’t want to travel to America right now because of all of the ClusterFuckery.”
by BlueWave2020 April 29, 2020
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