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clungelunge 

The act of making a determined effort to get a better look at a potential bit of totty.

This is a much more active version of meerkatting, and involves physically moving the whole body to get a better view.
I just saw Malcolm clungelunge around the corner to see who that fitty was.
clungelunge by killban October 26, 2010
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Clungemonger 

A more modern, urban name for a brothel
I tell you what mate I'm busting for a jump, shall we nip down the Clungemongers ?
Clungemonger by SirGreg June 5, 2017

Clunge Lunge 

To reach forwards towards a Clunge, and cup your hand over it. Pref. with (or possibly without) the recipients permission or prior warning.
"She'd just got out the shower, and I couldn't help but do a little Clunge Lunge in front of her"

Clungehenge 

The holy grail of clunge, epic and imposing like stonehenge.
After the show last night, Horatio found himself in clungehenge.
Clungehenge by Buzzkill Johnson November 28, 2011

Clungeclinger

a) a person having to study the female anatomy in detail
b) another term for a person attracted to a woman and/or her verjayjay
c) another term for a kiss arse
d) a person seeking minge - a lesbian
e) the product left by excessive discharge

f) when clothing gives you camel toe
"Oh my god, I think she fancied me, she wouldn't leave me alone...she was a total clungeclinger..."

"My trousers are clungeclingers"
Clungeclinger by Trashburg January 22, 2014

Clungeplunger 

Instrument with which to plunge clunge.
Don't make me slap you with my clungeplunger!
Clungeplunger by Hoiky McDoyle September 3, 2009

Clungehunter

A clungehunter is someone who is well hung and hunts the clunge, he is a lady stalker and will have a girls panties down in seconds.

Girls cannot resist the clungehunter nor can they resist his counter part the clungeplunger, they double team them hoes like a boss.
Clungehunter to Clungeplunger: "lets hunt that sweet clunge"

Clungeplunger: "on it"

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