Clungeclinger

a) a person having to study the female anatomy in detail
b) another term for a person attracted to a woman and/or her verjayjay
c) another term for a kiss arse
d) a person seeking minge - a lesbian
e) the product left by excessive discharge

f) when clothing gives you camel toe

"Oh my god, I think she fancied me, she wouldn't leave me alone...she was a total clungeclinger..."

"My trousers are clungeclingers"