A sex toy for women that is designed to be plunged (see thrusted, shoved or inserted) into the clunge (abbr. clit, cunt and minge) or general clunal (see clunge) area for the purposes of vaginal stimulation or for making your friends look gay while they are asleep.
Alright lovely, you look ace there all tied up with nowhere to go. I'm going to take your clunge-plunger and plunge your clunge like tomorrow never died.
"My word, I'm tired. All night clunge-plunging followed by a hard day at the office. I need a beer!"
From "Hitler - My Autobiography" by Adolf Hitler, Austro-German dictator and champion surfer.
Someone who has selfish sex with women with the intention to only gain pleasure not giving. In most cases occurs at the end of a night out, usually with a one night stand, when someone is really horny but doesn't have much energy.
A menstural blood disposal and extraction method involving a plunger being applied to the clunge in order for a vacuum to occur which extracts the menstural blood from the clunge.