clownmax

Like looksmax, but instead you look more clownish. Garish colors of hair, makeup, glasses, tatoos, piercings, etc. Like the rock band Kiss, except you do it all day every day to the max.

Gotta clownmax before I go to the abortion rally so everyone knows which side I'm on. Blue hair, hot pink lipstick, face/neck tatoos, gauged ears, bullnose ring, huge garish glasses... alright, I'm clownmaxxed!

clownmax by testicles...that is all July 17, 2026

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clownmander in chief

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

clownmander in chief by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

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clownmax • Clownmaeda • Clownman • clownmander in chief • clownmate

Clownman

A senior officer who loves sucking the bosses pin

Oh look, there goes the clownman back to the bosses office... AGAIN

Clownman by ClownMan1 November 15, 2009

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Clownmaeda

A disgusting being of pure energy created from the popular anime Danganropa.

Did you see that new fan art for Clownmaeda?

Clownmaeda by its_Aura707 October 25, 2018

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clownmate

is someone whom you share your none existing theories with. This is most commonly used by kpop stans who always exchange close to impossible situations regarding their idols

Zakiah is the most loyal clownmate.

clownmate by Bobbin trash September 26, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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