Avoid

A girl, usually from the UK, who covers herself in fake tan, body glitter, false eyelashes and not much else.

A girl who goes to very expensive clubs and leaves with quite cheap guys

The girls at the beginning of Snog, Marry, Avoid

Girl 1 - Oh My God, I can't believe Tony went home with that girl. She was such an avoid.

Girl 2 - I know - his sheets are totally orange now

by londoner814 May 31, 2009

Avoid

How to avoid many things in the world:

1)Anal
A)While in prison don't bend over to pick-up a bar of soap, get someone else to do it
B)Don't pick up a transexual on the way home from a bar or strip-club, it'll be very painful
C)Dont be GAY!!!

2)Ugly people(In general)
A)Don't pick-up any ugly chicks unless your that damn desperate
B)Don't walk into them, they may have cooties(lol)or Herpes or any STD's known to mankind
C)Just dont talk to them

3)Death
A)Don't walk into a fucking highway and stand there(that goes out to Joel)
B)Don't get high on heroine and pist drunk and grab a shotgun, you'll end up blowing your brains out
C)Don't call a black-man a nigger
D)DOnt go swimming with fat people(Like Fidel) he has man boobs
E)Dont go to any fetish clubs, their quite painful, besides their stretch your balls to your feet

4)Listening to music you hate
A)Don't go to any concerts that you hate, unless your going to go on stage rape the guy on the spot and burn everyone alive
B)Bring your own MP3, Ipod, or Discman, it helps turning off the world outside
C)Don't watch Much Music, it only plays fucking Hip-Hop and Rap nowadays

Avoid all the things above to survive in the outside world

by Mr.StoneFace May 14, 2005

Avoid

Avoid is slang for sucking people off and enjoying it

Oh buddy I'm going to avoid you so hard after that one game of fortnite

by Avoiding May 24, 2019

Avoid the Mall Day

On the day after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) all shopping areas are total chaos. Rather than fighting insane crowds to save a few dollars, the smart people stay home and avoid the malls on that Friday.

I hate holiday shopping crowds, so I honor Avoid the Mall Day and do my shopping on-line.

by Charles_U_Farley November 27, 2010

avoid like the plague

A phrased used when some one or thing is to be avoided at all cost.

ShOcKwAvE avoid him like the plague.

by Hans December 28, 2004

Avoid Tidal

A terrible screamo band who brings shame to Sweden with pointless lyrics and terrible beats, and I am a screamo fan.

"Do not assume all Swedish people are like the bandmates of Avoid Tidal. We ARE human beings!"

by SwedishDude November 22, 2011

AVOID ME

1. A beautifully intense song made by KUTE
2. Something you tell to a person, usually either if you are dieseased, don't like that person, or you are very mentally ill (a serial killer)

1.
hey man I got covid so, AVOID ME
ok
2.
You shut the fuck up, you absolute bitch, here's some advice. Why don't you AVOID ME?
3.
..a ..AVOID ME

by banflimflam May 13, 2022