Zakiah
Zakiahs are definitely halaal, make pretty good baba ghanous and roti, like to dance, and watch Adventure Time. Mostly lame, occasionally awesome, always halaal.
Person 1: Are you a weeping angel? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.
Person 2: Zakiah, shut the hell up.
Person 2: Zakiah, shut the hell up.
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