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owning face 

To dominate on an extreme level. Owning something on a whole new level
Damn man we were owning face in beer pong last night!
owning face by Face owner January 27, 2010

Owning someone 

To be better than someone in something like when someone wins a duel against another person the winner is owned the loser.
he's totally better than him.
Yeah he is totally owning him.
what it takes to owning someone?
you gotta be better than them.
Owning someone by Van2r September 30, 2018

owning shit 

1. To go into an environment and be the highest-value person in the room. This term does not just apply to small social settings but is limitless in scale and magnitude.

2. To have complete power over an environment, especially in social settings.

Owning shit is often not easy and often causes animosity from people who are not currently owning shit; however, you know you truly own shit when those same people cannot help but like you.
Michael Jordan owned shit on the basketball court.

Brad Pitt can walk into just about any room full of women and own shit.

Alpha Males are respected because they are owning shit.
owning shit by sammee m January 19, 2010

owning spree 

to be owning consecutively
1)
person 1: yo jamaal i see you with a different girl everytime

person 2: your owning spree aint gonna last jamaal

2)
person 1: i just got 4 different digits right now, u see that?

person 2: ya ya, i saw your owning spree
owning spree by Razmatazz February 14, 2005

Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)
John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

Owning Vandal 

Frequent preoccupation of #rpgfan's population; Easiest job available to #rpgfan regulars; State of life for some
Owning Vandal by Mark P. Tjan January 14, 2004
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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