Lonely internet
chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user
name; commonly found trying to
get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.
Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.
Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a
gun to the head may be the preferred option.