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ClownMonger 

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.
ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

Clownsong 

A website of a man forcing his butthole open to a size greater than a bowling ball, while very entertaining circus music is playing in the background.
Dude 1: "Yo Zach I just had the biggest crap! My anus was like Clownsong!"

Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"
Clownsong by MikeTdawgg November 11, 2012

ClownSong 

live action goatse to circus music.
clownsong=goatse plus sound. both music and pain.
ClownSong by E(0)3 November 6, 2010

clowndong 

Noun.

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
"Did you notice Bobo's clowndong was looking a little obvious at little Bobby's birthday party?"
"Did you see Bob drunk and naked at the office luncheon? Man, he's got quite the clowndong!"
"Damn it Bill! Give me back my money - don't be such a clowndong!"
"Mmm - chocolate clowndongs!"
clowndong by Mepha June 29, 2005

clownboygay

meanie pants who is fun to talk to and ON occasion nice ig
clownboygay is a mr meanie pants
clownboygay by yomommaz September 20, 2021

clownboygay

a gay person, who's extremely cool but suffers from bipolar. People named 'clownboygay' tend to have sadistic likings, leading to development of a massive amount of kinks such as piss kink. Additionally, humans are obligated to worship him.
Your mom: have you heard of clownboygay?
Phillip: Yes! All hail to his majesty. May glory come upon him
clownboygay by #1maystan September 20, 2021