Clown bong
Clown bong by Blurpblorp May 12, 2020
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ClownMonger
Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.
Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.
Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.
Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009
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Clownsong
A website of a man forcing his butthole open to a size greater than a bowling ball, while very entertaining circus music is playing in the background.
Dude 1: "Yo Zach I just had the biggest crap! My anus was like Clownsong!"
Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"
Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"
Clownsong by MikeTdawgg November 11, 2012
ClownSong
clowndong
Noun.
1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
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