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Clown Suit 

In some MMO's the collection of equipment that provides the best stats do not aesthetically match (so called Best in Slot, so while your character may be performing the best that they can with the equipment, they resemble a clown in the mismatched colors and styles of the armor that they're wearing.
With that last piece of shoulder armor that I got, I'm now wearing a clown suit.
Clown Suit by Lord Butterknife April 23, 2011
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But I'm not wearing a clown suit 

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.
We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

Clownstitute 

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.
Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

CLOWNSHIT 

excrement, the substance that will leak from jessica simpson if i ever get a shot at her.
i'd fuck the clownshit out of her.
CLOWNSHIT by smutacus January 3, 2009

Clownsuit 

In World of Warcraft, when your character has a lot of mismatched gear. Mainly done because the stats on the mismatched gear are better than the stats of gear that would otherwise match.
Yeah, my clownsuit looks kind of weird all together. But check out my DPS.
Clownsuit by WOW what? August 13, 2011

Christmas Clownsuit 

The name given to the ragtag ensemble outfit that results from wearing some or all of the clothing you were given for Christmas.
Let's see, we've got a lurid green T-Shirt, a bright red jacket, some black denim jeans and a pair of bright white sneakers.

Yea, that's a Christmas clownsuit all right.
Christmas Clownsuit by Psychemaster December 25, 2010

Clownshit 

when people are being full of shit instead of saying bullshit u can say clownshit if they’re being extra clowny
oh Man U smell that Clownshit???? it’s Jordan Myles the biggest clown of all time
Clownshit by hossgang21 December 10, 2019
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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