CLOWNSHIT

excrement, the substance that will leak from jessica simpson if i ever get a shot at her.

i'd fuck the clownshit out of her.

by smutacus January 3, 2009

Clownshit

when people are being full of shit instead of saying bullshit u can say clownshit if they’re being extra clowny

oh Man U smell that Clownshit???? it’s Jordan Myles the biggest clown of all time

by hossgang21 December 10, 2019

clownsident

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.

Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

clownhat

A combination of asshat and assclown that saves you from having to use the word "ass".

What a clownhat you are!

by dingoateyourbaby May 23, 2007

Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

Clownstitute

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

Conshiteration

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

by tlninja June 28, 2012