Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

Clown Shoe Lace

1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"

Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003