8 definitions by El Tigre

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1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"
Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.
by El Tigre November 05, 2003
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1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"
Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.
by El Tigre November 05, 2003
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NIACC: A Community Collge in Iowa. Home to a bunch of rowdy mutha fuckas. Has a sik ass lake, and a bunch of fucking retarded geese. SHit goes down.
Where you at man?
Fuckin Niacc.
Aww shit, Ghetto College.
Heyy man, fuck you
by El Tigre January 12, 2004
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Usaully a preffered term used when one is subjected to a large amount of unsuspected pain. A door closing on a finger or a ball to the groin.
Hey, could you toss me that bowling ball?
ball falls on foot
OWWFUCKMEINMYASS!
by El Tigre January 12, 2004
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kind of like rape but with your fist
The pirate captain got fired because he couldn't fape and pillage effectively with a damned hook for a hand
by El Tigre May 23, 2003
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Bwomp: Vommiting after getting punched or being struck in the stomach.
We were just messin around, and i dropkicked him in the gut and then BWOMP, all over my fuckin Puma's.
by El Tigre January 12, 2004
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The act of rummaging around inside a vagina (lady garden), often with forceps or speculum, usually but not exclusively, as a gynecologist or obstetrician.

Term hails from the Nottinghamshire area.

Must be for legitimate medical diagnostic purposes.
"Have a furgle around, see what you can find"
by El Tigre July 19, 2021
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