The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.
Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
by MG Boys November 21, 2004
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Shoelace is my crushes code name
Girl 1-“isn’t that the one boy that everyone call shoelace?”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”
by I’m pre cool ik May 21, 2020
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To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).
Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.
by Bryce King January 22, 2011
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Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.
Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.
by Banksy29 January 11, 2013
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The art of getting so far up managements back side you need to leave your shoe laces hanging so you can be extracted
Hey, Ramo's such master at shoelacing we could only just see the tips of his laces
by Sammyshoelace September 03, 2019
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