Clown Pound

The act of clowns (which include truckers, carnival operators "carnies") coming together in groups of 2 or more (maximum number is unlimited) and pounding one another in eachother's orfices.

Carny Jethro: "Hey Ace, what'ya say we have a good ol' clown pound after the carnival tonight?"

Ace the Clown: "Hell yeah brother, let's git er' done!"

by Middleton Highschool Clown Academy October 20, 2006

Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...

My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...

by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011

pound the clown

1. a reference to male masturbation.
2. to waste time
3. also see "punch the clown"

I'm going to go home and pound the clown
or

I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!

by SyntheticMindset January 19, 2011

Clown Pounder

Also known aas a "CP". This is a person who seemingly does nothing but spank the monkey, and making himself totally useless.

That guy across the hall is a complete clown pounder.

by Kevin Handley July 1, 2005

Pounding Crown

Smashing/crushing pussy. Preferably, random pussy.

Yo, homeboy is ON tonight ... he'll be pounding crown in 5.

by robbiet8765 April 23, 2010