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A clothier completes tasks at a neraly perfect level. When someone performs in a nearly flawless fashion, he/she is a clothier.
"Man, Michael Jordan totally pulled a clothier in that playoff game against the Jazz last night!"

"Tiger Woods clothiered that course! He won the tourney by 16 strokes."

"That guy is a real clothier with the ladies."

"Brian Clothiers Everything He Does."
clothier by Casey Swift December 7, 2006
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To use facebook or other social networking sites to unearth risque photos of work colleagues. It's usually done in the early days of someone starting their job and most targets are female.
I just started a new job but I've been totally fucking clothier-ed after the guys found a shot of me giving my boyfriend a frosty on Facebook.
Clothier by wapping1 September 13, 2010
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In World Of Warcraft, a player who's class only uses cloth armor, and is unable to use leather, mail, or plate.
Don't let them attack me guys, I'm only a clothie!!
Clothie by Cutsharp November 15, 2010
A person or group of persons unable to finish an order of chicken wings, or one who is an unskilled bowler.
Ha! look at that fucking clother, he bowled another gutterball! He probably couldn't even finish a plate of Hot wings!!
Clother by andyman4213 February 21, 2009

clothered 

When something valuable or easily broken (e.g. cell phone, game controller, game case) is on the floor and covered by clothes in such a way that misleads you into thinking it is safe to step on.
Tom's new video game was soon stepped on and cracked after being clothered.

Avoid leaving dirty clothes on the floor; you never know what valuables could be clothered by them.
clothered by unreal1298 September 5, 2011

Clotherities

People who have nice clothes.
Bob: Wendy = Clotherities!
Jill: Yes she does!
Clotherities by Chemerlarities July 12, 2009

No Clother 

When you’re taking a shit and it gets so bad you have to go commando.
Bro I took the nastiest no clother last night. Really? Yeah my ass was on fire
No Clother by GoogleSlide September 23, 2021
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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