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A very unique name. This gender neutral name is extremely rare. They made it themselves and gave themselves this name so no one else would have it. It means creativity, loyalty, kindness, goofyness anda comolete psycho in the best way possible. Clomii has beautiful green eyes and the most amazing smile you'll ever see... They put you above everything and do all in her power to protect you and keep you from hurting, they'd kill for you if she could... Clomii is an amazing friend and the best and strongest lover you could ever ask for...
Girl 1: Did you hear what Clomii did?

Girl 2: Yeah, they killed someone for touching their partner...

Girl 1: ..... That's hot....
Clomii by tinytubs11 October 31, 2022
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Clomeister

Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”
Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"
Clomeister by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019
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clompin' 

The act of stomping around with your legs spread apart, with the intention of causing damage or harm.
"Taylor Swift was clompin' all over the place on stage."


"Look out, she's comin' clompin!"
clompin' by THEclomper April 28, 2009

Penis Clomide 

a penis dipped in cold vinegar and dried in the sun, often used in cakes.
"honey, cand you buy some more penis clomide? i need some for the cake tonight."
Penis Clomide by fatman47 February 19, 2021

Closiist 

Close = Proximity
Ist = Philosophie
Closiist is the philosophy of proximity.
I'm going to buy sustainable products from Closiist.com
Closiist by JUJU TD November 8, 2021
anti-estrogen that gets rid of bitch tits. used after a steroid cycle to minimize crashes and excess estrogen
If you take Clomid after your cycle you will keep 50% more gains.
clomid by Serialthrill July 14, 2007

clomping 

Pooping a little bit in the bed after having anal sex.
"Jerry and I were doing it in the ass and when he pulled out I started clomping. I couldn't stop it!"
clomping by toshasalad March 13, 2015
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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