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Jake? Who is Jake? He is amazing

Jake is from TikTok. With the best account called @comiit. He is the best person ever if you think Jake wrote this you are wrong

Jake is cool comiit

Jake is the best cowboy comiit
Jake is amazing comiit

comiit by batzloveiscoolerthanyou April 4, 2021

Comiit

Comiit = Jake
Jake is the best person on this earth. He is perfect and I wish I was him. His eyes his face are to die for. Did Jake write this?...no..why the fuck would you think that? Ofcourse not. Jake is a very cool smart human being he would not take his day writing about himself, what do you take him for? This is not Jake.
Cool things about Jake?
His name is Jake

Woah Jake is so cool
Jake? I wish I looked like him
I wonder if I can ever be like Jake

Comiit is a cool cosplayer

Jake definitely didn’t write this

Comiit by Comiit April 4, 2021

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"

What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors

|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

Go commit toaster bath by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018

Commit Die

when Ur roblox girlfriend breaks up with you and you type in chat, Commit Die

You: i dont like you

xX.egirl.Xx: ok bye
You: Commit Die!!
You hear sobbing in your uncles room

Commit Die by Danovan September 8, 2020

go commit not feeling so good 

If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.

Thanos: Go commit not feeling so good
Spider man: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

go commit not feeling so good by Garbageeeee July 22, 2018