clocksoda

absolutely terrifying beast, a devious creature.

"CLOCKSODA JUMPSCARE!!!"

clocksoda by pansearball72 July 30, 2022

clockday 

International holiday celebrating the clock crew and there accomplishments. Clockday is held every year on August 15, this day was chosen because it was the day B passed judgement and became part of the portal...

clocks celebrate clockday by submitting clockday themed flash to newgrounds.com.

HOLEY FUCK CLOCKDAY IS SOON!!!111, bettar start werk on mai flash.

clockday by peyoteclock July 7, 2005

cocksada 

when you wrap a piece a carne asada around your cock and then fuck a chick putting your carne asada wrapped dick all up in that.

Cfo gave Nanni a cocksada, she loved it.

Ida loves to recieve a cocksada.

cocksada by cfo, cfoofc October 20, 2011

clockbody

n. (possessive) Opposite of "butterface." i.e. when a woman only has a beautiful face, but is lacking in every other department.

Similar to carface, but applies to all situations.

Etymology: Derived from the item, clock. A clock has a nice face, but no body; A clock is only composed of a nice face.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, she's hot!
Person 2: Nah man, she's only got a pretty face. She's a clockbody.

Example 2:
Person 1: Dude, what's the opposite of a butterface?
Person 2: It's a clockbody obviously.

clockbody by Prof. Who August 11, 2010

cocksoaker 

A derogatory use of the word soaking which is to place ones penis in a vagina and not move in and out.

Toby is being a complete cocksoaker, and that's sad.

cocksoaker by Shanimal, Jake and Evil August 9, 2007

Clockroaches 

Employees who spend most of their day watching the clock instead of doing their jobs.

My coworkers are such clockroaches today.

Clockroaches by Chad McAfee April 23, 2008

clockslack 

slipping behind in your schedule

I didn't get the report in on time due to suffering an attack of clockslack

clockslack by Derek Watts January 30, 2009