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clockslack

I didn't get the report in on time due to suffering an attack of clockslack
by Derek Watts January 30, 2009
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Clockblocker

noun
plural: clockblockers

1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.
"Never underestimate the will of a Clockblocker."
by redmattersite August 4, 2018
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Clockblocking

Being stopped from leaving work by your superior in the company who picks the last minutes of the day to stop and talk to you.

(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
Dude, just as I was leaving from work my boss called and kept me on the phone for forty-five minutes..he is always clockblocking me.
by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009
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cockstacker

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.
"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."
by B Sinclair February 7, 2007
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clockblock

When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker.
I was all set to rush out of work at 5:00, but then I got totally clockblocked by my boss and wound up staying till almost 7.
by Ben Frey April 7, 2006
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clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
by Cody May 6, 2004
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cocksmacker

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.
Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!
by Nick October 16, 2003
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