challenge

Corporate euphemism for issue, problem, malfunction, or disaster. Used by corporate managers as a lame attempt to appear positive in the midst of major problems.

We are having some challenges with our computers, all data for the last three days was lost and cannot be restored.

by MBAsSuck September 17, 2008

challenge

Something that you say out loud when someone is bullshitting you, or when you simply don't believe what the fuck they're talking about. Beware, for the bullshitter (aka challenge-artist) may be sneaky about it by slightly tweaking the story/comment to increase their cool-meter. You may also throw out a red flag (like in the NFL) if you have one handy, at the moment that the bullshit is dropped on you. You will find that the same people are constantly "challenged", because they like to live lies, and they feel better about themselves by making up stories about something 'cool' that they did, or something 'cool' that happened to them.

1.
Nick: "What's up, how was the club last night after I left?"
TJ: "Oh man, you shoulda stayed...right after you left, I hooked up with like 8 chicks, and they all came back to my place!"
Nick: "CHALLENGE!"

2.
Danny: "Yo kid, I just drank a whole bottle of Jack!"
Chorus: "CHALLENGE!"

by ABSTRAKT September 29, 2005

Challenge

What is yelled after someone calls shotgun. When a challenge is issued the two battle in rock-paper-scissors best two out of three. Whoever wins holds the right to shotgun for the way to the destination. In order to avoid a dreaded challenge he or she has to yell "shotgun no challenge".

1.
Anthony: Shotgun.

Brian: Challenge.

Anthony: Son of a bitch.

2.

Brian: Shotgun no challenge.

Anthony: Damnit!

by TJTY June 4, 2009

challenge

The nemesis of shotgun where once "shotgun" is called, the first friend to shout "challenge" gets to vie for the coveted front passenger seat via a game of rock scissors paper. Can be nullified by shouting "Shotgun, no challenge"

Friend 1: Come on, we gotta go
Friend 2: I call Shot gun
Friend 3: Challenge!

by merkin January 3, 2006

challenge

1. A term used when greeting someone
2. A fight

1. Hey guys! Hows challenges?
2. Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a challenge?

by violinist August 13, 2006

Challenge

A stupid thing that white 12 year old borderline autistic "cool kids" make up to distract them from their unbearable depression.

Friend 1. Hey lets do the MANNIQUIN challenge!
Friend 2. Yea it'll be totally lit fam!
Friend 3. Please seek help.

by CritzD January 18, 2017

challenge

What Stinkoman asks you if you are asking for, in addition to fighting.

Stinkoman says, "ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE?!"

by The Man2 April 8, 2005