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clock-a-bitch 

To jump a girl or blow up her spot for doing something bad.
"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"
clock-a-bitch by ILDandG February 24, 2012

bitch o'clock 

going to bed anytime before midnight (12AM) is to be considered bitch o'clock. It implies that the person is a bitch since they are self-imposing an early bedtime.
Henry (10:46 PM): Dude, I'm going to bed, I'm really sleepy

Tyson: (10:47PM): nice, bitch o'clock! you are such a grandpa
bitch o'clock by suburban_hiking December 18, 2011

Clock's ticking bitch! 

Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.
1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

Bitch o'clock 

Any time one is forced to be awake thats considered too early or too late.
"I had to get up for work at bitch o'clock!"

"It's on really late, I won't get to sleep til bitch o'clock."
Bitch o'clock by Foxymoley January 7, 2021

Nigger Cock Bitch 

The name given to any white female who loves black cock, it can be shortened to NCB.
Her: I'm only into black guys...
You: You a nigger cock bitch then huh?
Nigger Cock Bitch by Lumox December 15, 2010

cock bitch 

anybody who's getting on your nerves, does you dirty, or pisses you off
girlfriend: stop playin your video games all damn day you lazy bastard!
boyfriend: damn yo why you gotta be such a cock bitch?!
cock bitch by x0wildchild0x March 6, 2010
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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