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Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Clitter Quitter 

When a guy is all up on your clit &then all of a SUDDEN hopps off.
Skittles: "Oh so this nigga is a clitter quitter."

Juiicy: "Why is he a clitter quitter?"

Skittles: "He was on my clit, texting me errdayy for the past couple of months, then all of a sudden he stopped and now he acts like he dont even know me."

Juiicy: "damm it, straight up quittin' the clit. I got a clitter quitter too... girl let me tell youu... so me and a guy met at this party &then he was all up on my clit beggin' me for my digits. So i gave em to him &we started talkin' talkin', but i wasnt taking him seriously cause i was talkin' to other guys. He would text me night and day. Until the nigga got a girlfriend and i was SHOCKED.. so now i miss his obsessiv'ness."
Clitter Quitter by Juiicyfbabiee September 4, 2010

Clitter Monkey 

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick
That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey
Clitter Monkey by Taydev January 4, 2009

Clitteraide 

The unmistakable glittery form of clam juice that is produced solely by muffin button stimulation.
Thirsty? Go down and get you some clitteraide!
Glitter for your vagina!
Clitter made my yeast infection into a jewel collection!
clitter by JoeVa February 27, 2008

ClitterDick 

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.
"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."
ClitterDick by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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