CLITS 

'Cos Life Is Too Short

"let's go out tonight"
"nah man I'm knackered"
"come onnnnnnnnnnn, we have toooooooooo, CLITS!!!!"
"OH YEAH!!!!"

CLITS by AcousticAbby April 5, 2013

Clits 

In certain 'young' homes in Clarenville, Newfoundland, Clits are referred to as a tangle in a girls hair that she is having problems with.

It is common that the father will even call his mother into the room to see the clits in his daughters hair.

'Oh Jasas mudder my hair is full of clits!'

or

'Oh my god my clits are driving me crazy!'

or

"Oh my, my hair is some clitty today!"

Clits by Clarenville Family April 27, 2007

Clits 

Certain areas of the eyebrow that have no hair. Preferably on a male and done on purpose.

"Soulja boy's Clits are huge!"

Clits by Crazily; Brilliant! February 29, 2008

Clits 

Like clumsy but in your head

Chris your such a clits

Clits by AlizaQueenBITCH June 25, 2021

Clits to shits 

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

Clits to shits by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

Clits elbow 

A clits elbow is an abnormally large clitoris that can be often hardened or dry to the touch sometimes resembling that of a mans erect penis.
Second definition is a tranny dick

Hell no clits elbow

Clits elbow by Kalisey June 25, 2023

clits for sale 

Southern small town references to anything clits that would sell online. Originated on Orange, Texas

"Jared sure knows a lot about clits for sale"

clits for sale by Jared Ridgeway June 6, 2024