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Noun

1. The female equivalent of a nutshot, in other words, a strike to the genitals through a projectile or otherwise

“Agh… I got a foul playing tennis earlier from hitting a clitshot!”

“Women are immune to nutshots, but not immune to the clitshot.”

Clitshot by Asriel___LOVER February 20, 2026

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Clitshot

Noun

1. The female corollary to a nutshot, in other words, a genital strike straight where it hurts.

"Women are immune to nutshots, but not immune to the clitshot."

“Frick, just had a brutal clitshot from tripping over a fence. Send help!”

Clitshot by Asriel___LOVER February 20, 2026

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Clitshot • clitshower • clitsnot • clit shit • clot shot

clitsnot

A slang term for the ejaculatory juice excreted by a female after she climaxes.

AKA: The stuff that comes out when she "cums."

Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to clean Laura's clitsnot off my dick last night.

clitsnot by KickNambpell December 12, 2007

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Clitshit

When you are in the process of eating her clit and she shits all over your face.

*Licking her clit* "I got a surprise for you baby,ever heard of a clitshit?" *continues licking,Shits all over his face*

Clitshit by Blackened1 May 24, 2011

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clitshit

crusty clitoris and/ or vagina

ew brads got some ugly clitshit

clitshit by j cizzle March 18, 2005

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clitshower

A group of naked girls

That party was a total clitshower, Fucking lesbians.

clitshower by CrotchZombie May 31, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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