Climonomics

The act of purchasing an item, realizing you are now broke, and selling it off weeks or even days later at a huge loss.

Dan : did you hear Chris is selling his PSP?
Luke: he only bought that 3 days ago!
Dan: yeah and he's selling it for half what it cost!
Luke: that's Climonomics man.

by Gpfc08 February 28, 2010

chiconomics

the economy of ass-whoring

"Man it's really hard for me on Friday nights now, the chiconomy is really flimsy...chiconomics"

by chiconomics major May 8, 2009

clickonomics

The pursuit of less clicks to get to a certain page on a website.

you can probably combine these two buttons functionality to improve your clickonomics.

by idioticgenius August 4, 2010

Clintonomics

Promoting the goal of improving the economic status of the working class and middle class while you secretly work to pass policies that benefit corporations and the top one-percent. You must constantly adjust your messaging as people discover that each policy idea that you promote only benefits the wealthy. hilary, Hilary Clinton, neoliberal, Blue Dog Democrat, Third Way, Purple Strategies, fake Democrat, Billary, Billary Clinton, the Clinton machine, Democratic Leadership Council, wall street, 1%, top 1%, deregulation, economic collapse, President Clinton, Secretary of State Clinton

Clintonomics has only widened the gap between the rich and poor in the last five years. The one-percent is so rich, I saw a guy in Manhattan light his cigar with a burning $100 bill.

by joecoolthefool September 10, 2016

Cuomonomics

The study of female uncomfortableness caused by the sueprior male advances, physical contact and sexual perclivities that make a female "feel" uncomfortable. It is understood that the females uncomfrotableness is in fact her problem. It is the females issue with feeling "uncomfortable" that causes unnecessary attention and ridiculous law suits against victimized, innocent men. The solution is female education on how to be desensitized to their "sensitive" nature so they can stop feeling offended by every little thing.

Davis slapped Becky on the boobs.
Becky was so shocked and offended she started to cry. Becky went to HR. Cuomonomics would demonstrate that Becky should get used to her boobs being slapped so as not to be continuously offended when Davis continues to smack her breasts. Her feeling offended, is in fact, her problem to resolve.

by TuckFrump2021 October 27, 2021