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Cuomonomics 

The study of female uncomfortableness caused by the sueprior male advances, physical contact and sexual perclivities that make a female "feel" uncomfortable. It is understood that the females uncomfrotableness is in fact her problem. It is the females issue with feeling "uncomfortable" that causes unnecessary attention and ridiculous law suits against victimized, innocent men. The solution is female education on how to be desensitized to their "sensitive" nature so they can stop feeling offended by every little thing.
Davis slapped Becky on the boobs.
Becky was so shocked and offended she started to cry. Becky went to HR. Cuomonomics would demonstrate that Becky should get used to her boobs being slapped so as not to be continuously offended when Davis continues to smack her breasts. Her feeling offended, is in fact, her problem to resolve.
Cuomonomics by TuckFrump2021 October 27, 2021
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Climonomics 

The act of purchasing an item, realizing you are now broke, and selling it off weeks or even days later at a huge loss.
Dan : did you hear Chris is selling his PSP?
Luke: he only bought that 3 days ago!
Dan: yeah and he's selling it for half what it cost!
Luke: that's Climonomics man.
Climonomics by Gpfc08 February 28, 2010
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Coronomics 

A special brand of pandemic denial that promotes economic status over health and preservation of life.
So, even though we're on an accelerating rate of COVID infections with daily-death toll doubling--Coronomics dictate that we sacrifice untold lives for the sake of propping up the economy.
Coronomics by YAWA March 24, 2020

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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