ClickMonkey
A person who clicks on everything in sight and ends up being an unpaid FB employee because they load so many ads.
ClickMonkey by thechurchfodave February 25, 2022
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Cockmonkey
Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
Cockmonkey by Merchant August 30, 2005
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Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."
cockmonkey by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003
crackmonkey
crackmonkey by Your name December 8, 2003
Northern Cockmonkey
Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
Northern Cockmonkey by Wayne King November 15, 2004
cockmonkey
a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.
Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock
cockmonkey by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010
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