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Cleveland-V 

A V-Neck Shirt, typically plain or with a small amount of text, that's depth reaches, but is not limited to, the latitude of the armpit. Started in the Cleveland, Ohio region shortly after the departure of Lebron James, although the reason behind such timing is largely unknown.
Your crew neck shirt doesn't compare to that Cleveland-V.
Cleveland-V by Cleveland-V August 2, 2010
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Cleveland via Manhattan Steamboat 

A male defecates onto his female partner's face while watching and yelling at the television during a New York Rangers hockey game.
"Scott gave Crystal the Cleveland via Manhattan Steamboat right as the Rangers scored in overtime."

Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner 

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”

Virtual Cleveland Steamer 

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."
Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
Virtual Cleveland Steamer by JMH85 February 16, 2010

Van Cleveland Event 

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?

Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”
Cleveland hustle by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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