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Cleveland-V

A V-Neck Shirt, typically plain or with a small amount of text, that's depth reaches, but is not limited to, the latitude of the armpit. Started in the Cleveland, Ohio region shortly after the departure of Lebron James, although the reason behind such timing is largely unknown.
Your crew neck shirt doesn't compare to that Cleveland-V.
by Cleveland-V August 2, 2010
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Cleveland via Manhattan Steamboat

A male defecates onto his female partner's face while watching and yelling at the television during a New York Rangers hockey game.
"Scott gave Crystal the Cleveland via Manhattan Steamboat right as the Rangers scored in overtime."
by ITD December 27, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019
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Virtual Cleveland Steamer

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."
Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
by JMH85 February 16, 2010
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Van Cleveland Event

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?
by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019
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Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”
by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016
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Cleveland Swirlie

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.
by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014
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