Cleofi
Cleofi by jimmytango6 June 10, 2008
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Clefoi
Drinking seltzers in a champagne flute is so clefoi.
Wearing a white t-shirt at a cocktail party is so clefoi.
Wearing a white t-shirt at a cocktail party is so clefoi.
Cleolinda Jones
Cleolinda Jones is the pen name of a brilliant writer of hilarious movie parodies. Cleolinda's parodies were first published on her livejournal, but after gaining a massive cult fan following, they have been published as a book as well.
Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.
Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.
Cleolinda Jones never fails to make me burst out laughing. I recommend her m15m to any moviegoer with a sense of humour.
Cleolinda Jones by Gloriel May 25, 2008
cleorita
The kind of girl you only come around once. They are luxurious , feminine , sexy , and can be very intimidating when they need to be but at the same time they can be hilarious and they have the sweetest laughs. Cleoritas have the best bodies they look like models absolutely perfect goddesses
cleorita by Jerrycool4 April 21, 2018
Cleofas
A badass motherfucker with a big cock who can make any woman orgasm 10 times, every woman wants a cleofas in they're life he is very addictive and can be a pornstar in bed. Often call a pussy stretcher it is very difficult to sleep with another man after you have experienced a cleofas. A cleofas is the best thing that can happen to you. He is a badass mechanic aswell!
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