A different species of humanoid, most commonly found in a town called Clovis, these creatures are very sexy and wild they can grab things with their toes, and climb very well.
Crocodile hunter said “look there’s a wild claymander I’m gonna poke it with a stick”.
When a shit is so disturbingly claggy that it requires the shitter to break up the material into smaller pieces in order for it to be flushed away. The said person being a claymangler.
"Keith has been smashing about in the toilet for hours".
"I know. He is such a claymangler. His diet is tucked and his shits are like plastercine."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.