Claymangler 

When a shit is so disturbingly claggy that it requires the shitter to break up the material into smaller pieces in order for it to be flushed away. The said person being a claymangler.

"Keith has been smashing about in the toilet for hours".
"I know. He is such a claymangler. His diet is tucked and his shits are like plastercine."

Claymangler by GittyCottage December 7, 2016

claymander 

A different species of humanoid, most commonly found in a town called Clovis, these creatures are very sexy and wild they can grab things with their toes, and climb very well.

Crocodile hunter said “look there’s a wild claymander I’m gonna poke it with a stick”.

claymander by Toes tickler 98 March 17, 2018

ClayRanger 

This is the “username” of someone who is a pedo, an asshole, or a negative, lying, backstabbing, self centered POS.

“Hey man, did you hear what ClayRanger did?”

“Yeah I did, what an asshole”

ClayRanger by anonymous February 9, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016