Claymangler

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When a shit is so disturbingly claggy that it requires the shitter to break up the material into smaller pieces in order for it to be flushed away. The said person being a claymangler.

"Keith has been smashing about in the toilet for hours".
"I know. He is such a claymangler. His diet is tucked and his shits are like plastercine."

Claymangler by GittyCottage December 7, 2016

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claymander

A different species of humanoid, most commonly found in a town called Clovis, these creatures are very sexy and wild they can grab things with their toes, and climb very well.

Crocodile hunter said “look there’s a wild claymander I’m gonna poke it with a stick”.

claymander by Toes tickler 98 March 17, 2018

Related Words

Claymangler • claymander • ClayRanger • Clam dangler

ClayRanger

This is the “username” of someone who is a pedo, an asshole, or a negative, lying, backstabbing, self centered POS.

“Hey man, did you hear what ClayRanger did?”

“Yeah I did, what an asshole”

ClayRanger by anonymous February 9, 2024

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026