Clavicular

When you're having sex so clumsily because you've never had sex before, you smash the tip of your dick into your partner's pubic bone hard enough to hospitalise yourself.

Tony was totally hammering this girl from behind and utterly Claviculared himself. Didn't get out of hospital for a week and now he still has lumpy blood clots in his cum.

Clavicular by COCK PVNCH March 21, 2026

donaldo dies caniculares

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.

1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"

donaldo dies caniculares by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017

clavicola 

A sex position that requires the use of a Puerto Rican and a set of crutches and a 1998 Coca-Cola bottle. Use your imagination.

I broke my leg and got some crutches so me and my girl tried out the clavicola last night.

clavicola by JakeShaznat April 9, 2010

donaldo dies canicularesitis 

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.

1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
.
YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS

donaldo dies canicularesitis by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017

charicular 

How a Sherry spells curricular

Tomato potato charicular activities

charicular by Richiebitchie February 1, 2021

clancularius

She's a great friend, a really good one. tough, care, always strive for the better good. She's the heart of a group and will always kindle a light of friendship everywhere she goes. She is not afraid to tell what's on her mind even if it's an absurd one.
She's smart, beautiful, tomboyish, but that's what make her awesome.
She's hardworking, too hardworking that sometimes her friends worried about her. But she's always has a plan to make it all back on track.

hey, who is she? is she ok?

yeah.., she's clancularius, she's fine, she will be fine.

clancularius by Kozuxo October 14, 2022