4 definitions by PensiveQuills

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.
1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.
1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
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YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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/hoond•stahga/
noun: informal

1. A term of Germanic origin meaning quite literally Dog Stage. Objectively; the dog days of summer, or Oh! No! This shit again?
As the President left the podium at the Press Conference, the CNN reporter shot back; ‘Sir, will any other comedy acts be following tonight’s Hundstage?”
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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1. Cuss word used without malice or contempt. 2. Mild obscenity or quaintly expressed pejorative lovingly whispered or given to a loved one, or similar language used with those who are regarded fondly.
1. Each night, His Pen would send Her Pen the same loving message before she turned out the light; "Good night my love, Kisses and Kusses!"

2. She thrilled to hear Him kuss in her ears, loving each word as he whispered, "Yes, but you're my Bitch, and never forget it."
by PensiveQuills September 21, 2014
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