Claut

(Noun).
Means/refers to: cloth, fabric, textile, dress material, apperal wear.
Text: a woven or knitted material (as of cotton or nylon)
Synonymsfabric.
Related Words: fiber, thread, yarn

Yow bredren, is a wicked piece a claut dat yu have on yu know! Awhey yu get dat from? Mi afi get one a dat for sure.

Yow... yu know'sey nobady can wear dem'type'a claut ya like badman! Dis cost more dan you 40" flat screen and yu girlfriend engagment ring... see mi!

by scorpio_2thamax June 3, 2008

Claut

To slap someone with a mega force.

I claut her so hard her we've fell off

by Noahpreston_2 April 2, 2019

Schnagger Claut

A lil bombaschlart

This foo might be a schnagger claut

by timmy furry November 15, 2023

Clamthroat

When the front side of one's throat gets vertical stretch marks from giving too much head to big, big dicks. This term applies to both male and female.

Hey Fred, have you seen the new guy Mike that just started last week?
No, why?
One word, "clamthroat"
He's mine!!

by Buns Master August 31, 2013

Cautiously Pessimistic

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012

Caution Call

The act of calling your girlfriend (or anyone for that matter) and hanging up right away simply so it says "Missed Call from 'your name'".

Great in those many situations where you don't want to talk to a girl, but you want her to think you cared a little bit.

Dude A: "Crap I told that girl I would call her!"
Dude B: "No worries, caution call that!"
Dude A: "Thanks man, you just saved my romantic night featuring her black silk sheets and my erotic demeanor!"

by adri0801 August 5, 2009

Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020